【此為70%虛假，30%真實，如這條帶有克蘇魯風格的創作守則內容與現實其他事件如有雷同，純屬巧合。】

嗨～感謝你們的訂閱與追蹤，我們的新朋友！我的名字是James，算是Fenggou的經紀人、發言人巴拉巴拉之類的，總之～～我們要真誠的感謝你們訂閱與追蹤Ma_Der_Fenggou，做為她的管理者我們都很感謝你願意花費小小的金額來愛她、照顧她、看著她的照片手淫之類的…但我們為了避免發生不愉快或是引起誤會、人生安全之類的狗屁鳥事發生，在我們研究並探討許久後訂出了一些最終方案，那就是以下的幾條守則，在訂閱與追蹤Ma_Der_Fenggou後還請各位在這裡務必守規矩，不管是她還是其他人都不喜歡無理與不禮貌的人。

『我的身上有斑點？親愛的，我想你該去睡了…』

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Ma_Der_Fenggou訂閱守則：

1.『 Fenggou每週五晚上12：00前更新，如果有突發狀況我們會提早告知，不要催促她，也不要要求她提前更新，這會讓她很有壓力，她會不開心…』

2.『 Fenggou會稱呼她的訂閱者們“蜂寶”、“可愛的小蜂子”之類的暱稱，如果她突然稱呼你為“XX先生／小姐”，請立刻取消訂閱或是追蹤，這表示她不喜歡你，請自己主動離開，若是認為Fenggou拍的風格與尺度不符合你想看的，那我們深感遺憾，請你取消訂閱與追蹤就可以了。』

3.『Fenggou的Patreon、Furuke訂閱制度建立在平衡與公平，訂閱價格一律3美金／60元台幣（未來Patreon調漲為5美金，Furuke調漲為100元台幣），照片跟影片都是擦邊球或是性感為主，有時後也會是一些有趣或跟風的影片和照片，絕對不會有露點或是有R18內容的東西出現。』

4.『Fenggou並非單身女郎（她已婚），同時也是不擅長與他人交際之類的社恐份子，除非有狀況否則她是不會主動給你訊息（假如你贊助一筆可觀的金額她才會在我們的督促下給你寫一封感謝信）。』

5.『Fenggou的“Feng”中文是“蜂”不是“瘋”，還請注意不要寫錯了喔！』

6.『Fenggou其實有個外號叫“鬣狗媽咪”，如果她勤奮點並提前換了一台設備好一點的電腦，就會出虛擬形象的，就讓我們拭目以待吧～不要催促她，她很脆弱也很敏感。』（旁邊被人用紅筆畫得模糊的字跡隱約可見“Fenggou不是人類』

7.『Fenggou努力維持正面與樂觀、歡樂的態度來經營自己，不會輕易出現負面情緒或是無能暴怒說要吃掉臭猴子的情況，如果出現以上讓人不舒服的字句請關掉她的任何粉絲頁面，並提早上床睡覺，我們保證隔天一切都將恢復正常。』

（第7守則下方有著一排扭曲的字跡，彷彿是顫抖著的寫下：Fenggou是正常人類，她只是社恐並且不擅長和人類相處。）

8.『Fenggou偶爾會戴著鬣狗的假獸耳與假尾巴拍照，那是道具，不是真的！還有她的笑聲很奇怪牙齒很利…那是天生的，我們也保證她全身上下都是天然的，絕對沒有整形。』

9.『若是開始產生Fenggou不是人類的錯覺，並且認為她的身上出現了斑點，請立刻遠離手機或是電腦，去吃點美食、運動、自慰或找人打砲，快去做些他媽的可以消耗你體力的事情然後狠狠睡上一覺，徹底消除那個該死的錯誤想法。』

10.『你可以看著Fenggou的影片或是照片意淫尻槍、變態點的留言詳述性幻想心得給Fenggou，想傳教也可分享Fenggou的任何粉絲頁網站給其他人，但請不要私自下載照片廣傳至其他媒體社群，未經授權就將照片和影片散播出去屬於侵權行為，請勿以身試法…（旁邊小小的模糊字體：她抓狂了…！）』

11.『最後，Fenggou與我們都非常感謝你們的喜愛與贊助，你們抖內的金額都是讓Fenggou持續拍照更新的動力，也請各位務必遵守以上守則，另外…請不要去打擾Fenggou的私生活或是探討個人隱私，（倉促留下的雜亂字跡：她不喜歡這樣！救命！）你們之間的關係就是要維持適當的距離才能有完美的幻想，謝謝。』

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O～K～新朋友，感謝你們耐心的看完這幾條守則，只要好好遵守以上這些規定我們相信Fenggou和你們之間的螢幕前後關係將會非常美好與快樂，記住～當你們腦海出現Fengou不是人類這個念頭時，就趕快遠離電腦或是手機，盡快的去做些消耗體力的事情然後他媽的睡上一覺，這個想法就會慢慢消失。

如我們喜愛的偉大作家——霍華德·菲利普斯·洛夫克拉夫特說過：『我認為，人的思維缺乏將已知事物聯繫起來的能力，這是世上最仁慈的事了。人類居住在幽暗的海洋中一個名為無知的小島上，這海洋浩淼無垠、蘊藏無窮秘密，但我們並不應該航行過遠，探究太深。』

不要探究我們偉大鬣狗女王的真相，維持無知的狂熱崇拜與喜愛，這樣就能平安愉快的度過你們的每一天……千萬千萬不要這麼輕易的就輸掉你們的San值，好嗎？那麼，時間也差不多了～我是James，祝你們今天愉快…什麼？喔！我們通常是不會有太多機會出現的啦，畢竟沒什麼重要的事情我們是不會輕易跳出來的，但…Fenggou跟我們都很喜歡人類，我們也很期待下次能有機會出現再和你們見面，期待再見。

【This is 70% false and 30% true. If this Cthulhu-style creative content is similar to other real-life events, it is purely coincidental. 】Hi~Thank you for subscribing and following our new friends! My name is James, and I am Fenggou’s agent, spokesperson, etc.

Anyway~~ I would like to sincerely thank you for subscribing and following Ma_Der_Fenggou. As her managers, we all appreciate your willingness to spend a small amount of money. Come love her, take care of her, masturbate looking at her pictures, etc...But in order to avoid unpleasantness or misunderstandings, life safety and other nonsense, we have made some final plans after researching and discussing for a long time, which are the following rules. After subscribing and following Ma_Der_Fenggou Please be sure to obey the rules here. Neither she nor anyone else likes unreasonable and impolite people.

『_Spots on my body? mi corazón...I think it's time go to bed…_』

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Fenggou Housewife Subscription Rules:

1.『Fenggou updates before 12:00 every Friday night. If there is an emergency, we will inform her in advance. Don't rush her or ask her to update in advance. This will make her very stressed and she will be unhappy...』

2.『Fenggou's Patreon and Furuke subscription systems are based on balance and fairness. The subscription price is always 3 US dollars / 60 NT dollars (in the future, Patreon will increase to 5 US dollars and Furuke will increase to 100 NT dollars). The photos and videos are either marginal or sexy. Mainly, sometimes there will be some interesting or trend-following videos and photos. There will never be anything revealing or R18 content. 』

3.『Fenggou's Patreon subscription system is based on balance and fairness. The subscription price is always 3 US dollars (will be increased to 5 US dollars in the future). The photos and videos are mostly marginal or sexy, and sometimes some interesting or follow-up ones. Videos and photos will never contain any exposure or R18 content. 』

4.『Fenggou is not a single lady (she is married), but she is also a social terrorist who is not good at socializing with others. She will not take the initiative to give you information unless there is a situation (she will only do it if you sponsor a considerable amount of money). We will write you a thank you letter under our supervision). 』

5.『Fenggou's "Feng" in Chinese means "bee", not "crazy". Please be careful not to write it wrong! 』

6.『Fenggou actually has a nickname called "Hyena Mommy". If she is more diligent and changes to a computer with better equipment in advance, she will have an avatar. Let us wait and see~ Don't rush her, she is very Being vulnerable is also being sensitive. 』(The words "Fenggou are not human!" can be seen faintly written in red pen on the side.)

7.『Fenggou strives to maintain a positive, optimistic and happy attitude to manage himself. He will not easily have negative emotions or become incompetent and angry, speak Spanish and say that he wants to eat the damn monkey. If the above uncomfortable situation occurs Please close any fan pages of hers and go to bed early, we promise everything will be back to normal the next day. 』

(Below Rule 7, there is a row of twisted handwriting, which seems to be written tremblingly: Fenggou is a normal human being, she is just socially anxious and not good at getting along with humans.)

8.『Fenggou occasionally takes photos wearing fake hyena ears and tails. Those are props, not real!" Also, her smile is weird and her teeth are sharp...that's natural. We also guarantee that her whole body is natural and there is absolutely no plastic surgery. 』

9.『If you start to have the illusion that Fenggou is not human and you think she has spots on her body, please stay away from your mobile phone or computer immediately and go eat some delicious food, exercise, masturbate or find someone to have sex with. Go do some fucking things." Do something that consumes your energy and then get a good night's sleep to eliminate that damn wrong thought once and for all. 』

10.『You can watch Fenggou's videos or photos, indulge in her masturbation, and leave messages to Fenggou detailing your sexual fantasies. If you want to preach, you can also share any of Fenggou's fan page websites with others, but please do not download the photos privately and spread them. To other media communities, distributing photos and videos without authorization is a copyright infringement, please do not take it personally... (The small blurred font next to it: She is crazy...!) 』

11.『Finally, Fenggou and we are very grateful for your love and sponsorship. The amount of money you post is the motivation for Fenggou to continue to take photos and update. Please also abide by the above rules. In addition... please do not disturb Fenggou's private life or It’s about discussing personal privacy, (hastily left messy handwriting: She doesn’t like this! Help!) The relationship between you is to maintain a proper distance in order to have a perfect fantasy, thank you. 』

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O~K~ New friends, thank you for your patience in reading these rules. As long as you abide by the above rules, we believe that the on-screen relationship between Fenggou and you will be very beautiful and happy. Remember~ When you show up, Fenggou is not When humans have this thought, they should stay away from the computer or mobile phone as soon as possible, do something that consumes physical energy as soon as possible, and then take a fucking sleep, and this thought will slowly disappear.

As our favorite great writer-Howard Phillips Lovecraft said: 『I think the human mind's lack of ability to connect known things is the kindest thing in the world." Human beings live on a small island called ignorance in the dark ocean. This ocean is vast and contains endless secrets, but we should not sail too far or explore too deeply. 』Don't explore the truth about our great hyena queen, maintain the ignorant fanatical worship and love, so that you can spend every day peacefully and happily...

Don't lose your Sanity so easily, okay?

Well, it’s almost time~ I’m James and I wish you a nice day...what? oh! We usually don’t have too many opportunities to show up. After all, we won’t jump out easily if there is nothing important, but... Fenggou and we both like humans, and we are also looking forward to seeing you again next time we have the opportunity. goodbye